T.I. Is Tired Of Being In Prison

Based on the fact that T.I. keeps getting caught doing illegal shit, you'd think he loves washing his ass crack with state-issued soap around a dozen man fupas and also loves eating all of his meals on a tin plate, but this isn't the case. T.I., who is currently serving an 11-month sentence for violating his probation, ran a cup along the bars of his cell and howled out a "woe woe wooooooe is me" tear-stained soliloquy about how he's sick of being locked up. These are the tears that Tip shed all over his website yesterday:

This experience is truly a pain I have never felt before and that?s saying a lot for a nigga who?s been down locked up as many times as I have. I see this as a real ass whoopin?. The kind you don?t just go back outside to play afterwards. You take ya ass to bed and don?t come out of your room until it?s time to go to school. I don? t know what effect this will have on my life moving forward but I?m certainly sick and mother fucking tired of going to jail, juve, prison, the pen, correctional facilities or whatever else you want to call it. I?d have been better off doing a 5-10 year bid one time than going in time and time again for days, weeks and months for the last 15 years of my life. Even though it?s been a long road, I?m still standing, barely but nevertheless still standing. At one time I thought my motivation for continuing was for my fans, my partna Philant, my pops, my grandmama, even for the haters or the people I let down. But nah? I got to do this shit for me!!! I?ll be God damned if I?ve come all this way and made it through so much hell to let it go down like this! Fuck that! If an hour in the dark is worth a second in the sun then pass me my mother fuckin? shades cause I?m ready to cash my darkest hours in?ASAP!!!

A lot of folks had fathers or father figures in the house to raise them into manhood. I?m not trying to make any excuses for my situation but my father was a hustler that lived in New York. My uncle was a local big time dope boy turned 10 year federal inmate. My mother and grandparents did the best they could but I found my manhood in the trap and in prison systems. But I found it. And nan one of mine will ever have to feel the cold tight grip of a handcuff or grace the presence of a jail cell if I can help it. Over my dead body! So if you can?t respect that you ain?t rocking with my movement then Fuck you dog! I know a bunch of mother fuckers who are?..

- Love KING

Here's a basic thought for Tip to moisturize his brain with: STOP DOING THINGS THAT WILL MAKE A COP PERK UP! And once he's done with that, can T.I. tell us more about the "I found my manhood in the trap" part IN DETAIL. Picture boards and other visual aids are welcome.

via Rap-Up

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