The rumor going around the tetherball court for the past few weeks is that two of the Gosselin sextuplets were kicked out of private school for being bad ass bullies who can't behave right in class. Kate Gosselin hasn't said a word about this, but Mary Hart is on the case!
The glamorous ladybot aimed her laser beam eyes at Kate and tried to extract out the truth during an interview for Entertainment Tonight. But since the invisible wall surrounding Kate is made from 100% hardcore cunt bricks, Mary was unable to get through and she never admitted that her kids were expelled. Kate did admit that they are currently being homeschooled, though. I guess Latarian Milton's Academy of Hood Rat Stuff was full.
"Two of my children, no, are being tutored at home, with a teacher who is working closely with our kindergarten teachers in school, doing the identical curriculum.
The pressure was getting to them... You have the divorce anger mixed in with that. They needed some breathing time. The goal is to get them back into school as soon as possible."
Breathing time from kindergarten?! Damn. Shit must've changed since when I was a kid, because the most stressful thing we learned in kindergarten was to NOT eat glue (something I have yet to grasp). Who can blame them, though? If your mom ate the nanny alive every time she spoke without saying "Yes, your cuntress" first and if your dad was Ed Hardy's answer to Jabba the Hutt, you'd want to slap one of your lil' classmates too.