As Fresh over at Crunk + Disorderly puts it, Kaylin Ransom (with a name like that you just know this mess is going to take your soul hostage) shouldn't be honored for the illegal shit (beating one of her rivals and throwing her kids out of the car) she did that earned her a 90-day weekend sentence, but I can't be mad at her for turning her Friday night mug shot session into her own personal Glamour Shots photo shoot. Parasite Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are taking notes right now.
After 22-year-old Kaylin gets home from work every Friday, she sketches her brows on, paints her lips with some Bonne Bell, pulls a different lacefront out of her wig drawer, plops it on her head, brushes the dust off of the Taylor Momsen mouth tattoo on her neck and sashays on over to the jail house to check in for the weekend. Then she gives the mug shot camera FACE! BEAUTY! FACE! BEAUTY! FACE! And now she has 30 pictures to choose from for her dating profile on WomenBehindBars.com.
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